Monday, May 7, 2012

List random things to do in a public area.

1.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dangit, all of you just shut UP!"
3.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4.As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dangit!
5.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, dang motion sickness!"
6.Meow occasionally.
7.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
8.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
9. Swat at imaginary flies.
10.Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
11.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
12.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
13.Stand in a corner facing away from the people in the elevator not moving.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Least Amount of School Days As Possible

I am not one who likes school one bit. I would say the less school days the happier I am. I think that if we had to go to school any more than we already do I would probably go insane. In this case less is more with the less times I have to go to school the better.