List random things to do in a public area.

1.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
2.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dangit, all of you just shut UP!"
3.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4.As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dangit!
5.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, dang motion sickness!"
6.Meow occasionally.
7.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
8.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
9. Swat at imaginary flies.
10.Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
11.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
12.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
13.Stand in a corner facing away from the people in the elevator not moving.

The Least Amount of School Days As Possible

I am not one who likes school one bit. I would say the less school days the happier I am. I think that if we had to go to school any more than we already do I would probably go insane. In this case less is more with the less times I have to go to school the better.

My dad was a little bit of rebel. He had six brothers and one sister and they were pretty wild. While my mom had five sisters and three brothers and most of the time she was the most disciplined out of them all. My mom and dad both were pretty athletic. My mom played basketball and track. My dad was a football player and basketball player.

Disguised Viruses Attack Mac Computers

Recently more than half a million mac computers have been affected by a computer virus caused by hackers. Since apple products are so popular their security features were broken. This virus is disguised as a update for the computer and many people update causing their computer to be affected. Not only this but getting another program to get rid of the virus often doesn't help and the factory will have reset the computer to wipe the virus away.

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Hunger games? Who can reject that invitation?

Dear Coach Ashmore,
Recently I have gotten in trouble for "bad music" on my laptop and I still don't know exactly what bad music is because I did not have any songs with cuss words in them. Anyways the point that I'm getting at is if you let us go to the movies to see the intense, thrilling and romantic movie The Hunger Games I will never put any "bad music" on my laptop ever again. So the 300 "bad songs" that I have are gone anyway so you will not have to worry about this "trouble-maker" again. I am supposed to be being persuasive so enough of my ranting. Please, please let us go to this AMAZING movie!

Sincerely, Natalie 
Who wants her music back.

Tell about learning how to be a good friend!

Reading -9
Visual-10
Short Answers-2
Essay-3
Revising and Editing-10
Overall Test Score -Commended Performance

My dog recently had puppies and I am so excited that this blog gave me an excuse to talk about them. Grizzly, my dog gave birth to eight healthy puppies. There are four black and four brown, five of them being girls and three boys . My mom told me that I couldn't keep any of them but I just want one so bad. I go out into our storage room five billion times a day to see them. Right now they are about three weeks old and are barking and growling. I have never seen such fat and plump puppies in my life. When the day comes where I have to get ride of them I am going to be very upset. These puppies give me motivation to get through the day. I will possibly continue a career where I could work with animals. My whole life could be based on these eight puppies.

Mistreated Cat

The cat in this picture has had a hard life. He left his family to live with the racoons because he was mistreated at his old home. After finding the racoons his life has gotten better slowly but steadily. A family of humans saw the cat trailing along with these strange racoons so they immediately snapped a picture.

The Day the Cowboy Messed Up

"Those filthy cowboys, I'll show them," I thought to myself. I was tired of being whipped and treated like an object. I walked up to the fence it and got ready to buck it down. After yesterday's incident I have had it with being here in this camp. It was a beautiful sunny day out in the field, and I was galloping like a horse does when my slimy owner messed up a great deal. He climbed onto the saddle on me and just ranted about his wife and how he thought she wasn't doing her job as a "woman." He said that she wasn't in the kitchen enough cooking his meals for him and he was too busy spoiling me. This set me off as I thought "Does he think I'm stupid and can't hear, or what?" Now being a girl horse myself I thought it was my duty to teach em' a lesson on being sexist, especially considering that stupid cowboy's wife was my friend and cared very much for me. I went to the fence and broke it down to pieces.

An Unbreakable Bond

The sun gleamed off the murky water. A slight breeze blew my hair softly. The leaves in the trees around us rattled slightly as the wind blew. I could feel the soft grass beneath me. I never spent much time with my dad because he was always working, but on this beautiful summer day he promised me that he would teach me how to fish. After dropping my fishing pole in the water a couple times I finally got the hang of it. We heard quiet steps behind us and when we slowly turned around a golden-colored deer was grazing the grass right behind us. My dad handed me some corn and I held it out to the animal. After a little while I could feel the deer's wet tongue slurping up the food. I was so excited that this wonderful animal actually got this close to me. I looked around completely content with the stunning nature, the soft stir of the water and the bond that grew between me and my dad. I knew I would never forget this moment.

The 5 Senses

Sight-I think that the colors and scenery of the beautiful and wonderful nature.
Touch-I absolutely love the feel of a gushy stress ball. I have a bad temper as it is and the feel of one just lets me release all of my anger.
Sound-The sound that I like the most is of harmonious music.
Taste-I love the taste of sweet, juicy fruit.
Smell-I love the smell of a tropical, coconut.

Did you hear that? Oh it's just a fly.. (:

I would love to be a fly on the wall when or if my athletics coaches talk about me. Also if I get into an argument with any of my friends and they go and rant to their parents or other people I would love to listen to what they say. In these situations I would hope to hear the coaches saying mostly positive things and with my friends I would want to hear what they say behind close doors and determine if they are really a good friend or not. In a lot of cases I would like to be a fly on the wall but I would feel very nosy in a negative way.

Perfection

My utopia would be located somewhere where it has snowy winters and hot summers. It would be a democracy. The requirements to live there would be you have to have a clean reputation with the law. To keep the community safe it would be required to lock your doors after midnight as a curfew and weapons are only allowed in self-defense. I would call this place perfection.

Santa baby (:

Dear Santa,
In all honesty, I probably wasn't written on your "nice" list. The majority of my year was spent bickering with my mom over silly things. My mom and I have never completely understood our different dilemmas with one other so we constantly argue. I probably could have stopped the arguments, but I can not stand being wrong so I argue my case until I have established that I am right. Other then not be nice to my mother, there have been plenty of things that I can say I have done that are what you would categorize into the "nice" list. I always keep my room clean, I have worked my tail off to be on varsity cross-country, I made it on first string JV basketball, I have made AB honor roll every six weeks barely missing A honor roll. I never get it any real trouble, it's just that my mother and I are too alike so our personalities crash. Remember a negative plus a negative still equals a negative, therefore our two negative tempers make one negative argument. Even thought I don't deserve the things I am fixing to list I guess I will still name them. I would love to have a new straightener, iHome, a Glambag, slippers, clothes, clothes, and more clothes.

Sincerely, Natalie

Project Runway

I would usually say that my favorite show is Pretty Little Liars, but since that is what all the rest of the girls are doing my favorite show would be Project Runway. Project Runway is where there are contestants that make clothing to win a big prize in the end. Project Runway shows people's talents and it also gives the audience something to marvel at what they design. All in all I love this show because the clothing they make is amazing.

Clean up on aisle 4!

The most excruciating pain I have ever felt was when I busted my head open in Dollar General. I was running down an aisle and as I glanced back I felt my head take a forceful blow to a awful yellow pole. I crashed to the icy floor and immediately went unconscious as blood flowed from a wound on the back of my head. I was rushed to the emergency room where I got stitches and a stern warning not to go to sleep for 4 to 5 hours.

Ponytailss

The greatest invention to me would be a pony tail because if there was no way for me to put my hair up for athletics I would be doomed. A ponytail can help hold things together. Also it is a way that you can make nappy looking hair look good. Ponytails are a lifesaver most of the time.

The Era of Elegance

The Victorian period is the period of art. Clothes were absolutely stunning! I wish clothes were still as formal and elegant as it was during that time. Women wore corsets, balloon-like sleeves and crinolines. They also had wonderful balls in beautiful ballrooms with amazing orchestras. This era is wonderful in many ways but my favorite is the fashion. If I went back into this time I would probably be some type of fashion coordinater, and choose what people wear, maybe for someone famous. I probably wouldn't be too important, but in a way I would be because I am choosing the fashion that will be the reflect on how the fashion of the future is.

Close Encounter with a whale

 As we reached the shore, I was so exhausted for all the mayhem that had just went on. Before I knew it we were bombarded with questions.

"Why were y'all so far out there? That was incredible!" I thought we could just go for a joy ride and float out there.

"What happened out there, and what was going through your mind as those magnificent creatures came by you?" I wasn't really thinking, my mind was a little panicked and I just hoped I wasn't going to die.

"Were you worried that you would be swallowed? Tell me who was with you out there?" Just me plus my friends Macy and Jordan. And yes that was the only thing I was worried about.

  

The Flying Escapist

One day Jordan was innocently shopping at GoodWill while Dakota was sketchily stalking her throughout the store. Jordan not finding anything she was fond of, left the store empty-handed. But what Jordan did not know is that Dakota had planted snow boots in Jordan's purse. A loud ringing alarm goes off through the store,(pretend that GoodWill actually has an alarm system) and Jordan was tackled by the manager of the store throwing her onto the sidewalk. I get a phone call from Jordan telling me what happened and how confused she was so I used my super hero ability of flying to get over to the prison in a snap. I fly over the prison cells to where I could see in through the sky lights. I found the cell that Jordan was in and I landed on it and unscrewed the sky light and attached Jordan to me with a bungee cord and flew back up over the top of the prison. We flew until we escaped to Canada, excluded from any police.