Clean up on aisle 4!

The most excruciating pain I have ever felt was when I busted my head open in Dollar General. I was running down an aisle and as I glanced back I felt my head take a forceful blow to a awful yellow pole. I crashed to the icy floor and immediately went unconscious as blood flowed from a wound on the back of my head. I was rushed to the emergency room where I got stitches and a stern warning not to go to sleep for 4 to 5 hours.