Ponytailss

The greatest invention to me would be a pony tail because if there was no way for me to put my hair up for athletics I would be doomed. A ponytail can help hold things together. Also it is a way that you can make nappy looking hair look good. Ponytails are a lifesaver most of the time.

The Era of Elegance

The Victorian period is the period of art. Clothes were absolutely stunning! I wish clothes were still as formal and elegant as it was during that time. Women wore corsets, balloon-like sleeves and crinolines. They also had wonderful balls in beautiful ballrooms with amazing orchestras. This era is wonderful in many ways but my favorite is the fashion. If I went back into this time I would probably be some type of fashion coordinater, and choose what people wear, maybe for someone famous. I probably wouldn't be too important, but in a way I would be because I am choosing the fashion that will be the reflect on how the fashion of the future is.

Close Encounter with a whale

 As we reached the shore, I was so exhausted for all the mayhem that had just went on. Before I knew it we were bombarded with questions.

"Why were y'all so far out there? That was incredible!" I thought we could just go for a joy ride and float out there.

"What happened out there, and what was going through your mind as those magnificent creatures came by you?" I wasn't really thinking, my mind was a little panicked and I just hoped I wasn't going to die.

"Were you worried that you would be swallowed? Tell me who was with you out there?" Just me plus my friends Macy and Jordan. And yes that was the only thing I was worried about.

  

The Flying Escapist

One day Jordan was innocently shopping at GoodWill while Dakota was sketchily stalking her throughout the store. Jordan not finding anything she was fond of, left the store empty-handed. But what Jordan did not know is that Dakota had planted snow boots in Jordan's purse. A loud ringing alarm goes off through the store,(pretend that GoodWill actually has an alarm system) and Jordan was tackled by the manager of the store throwing her onto the sidewalk. I get a phone call from Jordan telling me what happened and how confused she was so I used my super hero ability of flying to get over to the prison in a snap. I fly over the prison cells to where I could see in through the sky lights. I found the cell that Jordan was in and I landed on it and unscrewed the sky light and attached Jordan to me with a bungee cord and flew back up over the top of the prison. We flew until we escaped to Canada, excluded from any police.

No special treatment?

Lindsay Lohan is famous, but she should not get special treatment just because she is famous. If anyone of us non-famous people would have had repeatedly disobeyed the law then we would have already been in prison by now. Lindsay has made too many mistakes and they need to stop babying her and let her learn the consequences of her actions. She is a person just like the rest of us.

I learned that you should never multitask why driving whether it is texting or talking on the phone. You should always wear you seat belt every time you are in a vehicle.

We pulled up to this ghetto, beat up house with a toilet and a basketball goal in the yard. With toilet paper rolls over flowing my pockets I jump up onto the tires supporting the basketball goal. I take out my toilet paper to wrap around the trashy basketball goal while Marlie calls the dog toward her and the naive dog goes to her and she innocently wraps toilet paper around it's body mummifying it. Bob and LaQuan were throwing rolls of toilet paper into the tree. At this moment we all stopped in our tracks to a huge man named Slinky opening the door to see us vandalizing his yard. I then jumped down from the basketball goal to make a run for it with the pack. The only thing you can hear from a block away is Slinky yelling, "Imma get chu!" Finally after running around in the ghetto we found our ride back on 15th street to save us from getting shot.

My favorite ghost story which is a based on a real event. My mom and her sister were walking from their house late at night to their car. They had heard of the evil witch bird named "La Chusa" but never thought it was real until this night. As they were walking casually along to their car they saw two red eyes in the tree and before they knew it that nasty bird was banging its body into their windshield, completely shattering the glass. Watch out for that evil bird late at night.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
-Spelling

Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party?
-Because he had no body to go with.

Remember me

When I am gone I don't want to be forgotten I want to remembered for at least something. If I get remember for the type of person I am, I want to be remembered as a funny, easy-going, carefree, loving and full of advice. A lot of people I am around are so serious and I can't be myself around them. In order for me to be remembered as this I am going to give wise advice, have fun and make other people feel comfortable around me.