No special treatment?

Lindsay Lohan is famous, but she should not get special treatment just because she is famous. If anyone of us non-famous people would have had repeatedly disobeyed the law then we would have already been in prison by now. Lindsay has made too many mistakes and they need to stop babying her and let her learn the consequences of her actions. She is a person just like the rest of us.

I learned that you should never multitask why driving whether it is texting or talking on the phone. You should always wear you seat belt every time you are in a vehicle.

We pulled up to this ghetto, beat up house with a toilet and a basketball goal in the yard. With toilet paper rolls over flowing my pockets I jump up onto the tires supporting the basketball goal. I take out my toilet paper to wrap around the trashy basketball goal while Marlie calls the dog toward her and the naive dog goes to her and she innocently wraps toilet paper around it's body mummifying it. Bob and LaQuan were throwing rolls of toilet paper into the tree. At this moment we all stopped in our tracks to a huge man named Slinky opening the door to see us vandalizing his yard. I then jumped down from the basketball goal to make a run for it with the pack. The only thing you can hear from a block away is Slinky yelling, "Imma get chu!" Finally after running around in the ghetto we found our ride back on 15th street to save us from getting shot.

My favorite ghost story which is a based on a real event. My mom and her sister were walking from their house late at night to their car. They had heard of the evil witch bird named "La Chusa" but never thought it was real until this night. As they were walking casually along to their car they saw two red eyes in the tree and before they knew it that nasty bird was banging its body into their windshield, completely shattering the glass. Watch out for that evil bird late at night.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
-Spelling

Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party?
-Because he had no body to go with.

Remember me

When I am gone I don't want to be forgotten I want to remembered for at least something. If I get remember for the type of person I am, I want to be remembered as a funny, easy-going, carefree, loving and full of advice. A lot of people I am around are so serious and I can't be myself around them. In order for me to be remembered as this I am going to give wise advice, have fun and make other people feel comfortable around me.

Chicken Bites?

One day my dad made what looked like delicious gold, rounded chicken bites. As I pop one into my mouth I noticed that the chicken was very rough and chewy. I asked my dad if there were bones in the chicken and he then admitted the ugly truth to me. The perfectly cooked chicken that I thought it was, was actually chicken gizzards. Chicken gizzard is a repulsive part of the chicken that I did not intend on eating nor did I want to.